Thursday, August 26, 2010

Lusting for Dharma

This is an old blog from my abandoned warehouse of un-posted blogs. They are getting lonely! Think I started this one in February or something.




In these first few months of grad school, I have come to notice that few of the issues that baffled me about Thailand/SE Asia have not already been written about, few of the questions I have have not already been posed (and answered...many times). These are the remarks of a rookie to the academic game, though. I hope this sentiment will soon morph into an attitude more conducive to productivity.

A couple weeks ago I had a brief but interesting conversation with another student in my program that made me think back to the eight days I spent at a Vipassana Meditation Center in a temple outside of Chiang Mai. That was over two years ago now.

In the middle of a lunch held by the Center for Southeast Asian Studies, I asked the student how he feels about Westerners who come to Thailand to lock themselves up in meditation retreats for weeks on end only to boast of their discipline-charged experience with feigned nonchalance later on to white backpackers in tourist pubs.

"Well, I didn't do one of those retreats, but I understand what you're saying..." my fellow grad student (and former resident of Thailand) acknowledged.

I charged forth:

"Because there are so many farang (white westerners) who come to Thailand only to stay in a temple, and don't explore how the temple experience plays out in real life...in Thailand where Buddhism is an institution as opposed to a trendy novelty in Western White Culture (think celebrity or California Buddhism). They stay in one temple and then move on to another and when they are all done they can go back to New York or Montpelier or Berlin or San Francisco and tell all of their friends about their rejuvenated sense of inner peace with that condescending glaze over their eyes when really their experience just isn't that special."

I think I stunned myself with my own skepticism.

Of course, generally I do believe that it is important to experience other cultures and religions. Many people in the world don't travel, much less explore a religion or philosophy that wasn't handed to them by their immediate circumstances.

I do appreciate the openness of Buddhism, and the general Thai attitude that you do not have to be a declared Thai Buddhist in order to benefit from some of the practices. Growing up Catholic, I always felt a little awkward leaving Dad alone as Mom, Jacob, and I went up for Communion. Dad, the rascally Protestant-turned-agnostic of the bunch, was left in the pew, engaging in the trusty Faux-Kneel (the Faux-Kneel is the stance you take during Mass when you are too lethargic to engage in the Full Kneel. To clarify, the Faux-Kneel does not require the knees to make contact with the kneeler. You need only to scoot your rear to the edge of the pew and hunch your shoulders a bit to look humble and reverent. But, whoa, how I digress.). The point is, not every religion is as inclusive in nature as Thai Buddhism.

Some of my issues with the tourist's relationship to Buddhism come in when tourists begin to think of themselves as authorities on Buddhism simply because of the meditation experiences they had while on Temple Tour. The Western obsession with temple-hopping in Thailand often seems superficial and self-indulgent to me. Maybe part of this is because there are so many temple-tourists, all with very similar stories, backgrounds, and motivations. While I kind of despised the book Eat, Pray, Love (I did indeed attempt to read the whole thing. Made it half-way.), I've got to hand it to Elizabeth Gilbert as a businesswoman. She did the exact same thing that millions of other tourists do every year, but figured out a way to make a stupa's weight in American dollars by writing about it.

Anyway, I shall share a couple of parables in an attempt to both relate my experience to you and begin to understand for myself the discomfort I feel when I think about the flocking of foreigners to Thai temples.




I arrived at Wat Phrathat Sri Chom Tong one sunny afternoon in late March. In my backpack were two loose, white button-down shirts, one pair of baggy, shin-length white pants, my wallet, passport, and a tiny notebook. You are not supposed to bring anything to a Vipassana center that could be "distracting," so I justified the diary by limiting myself to two or three skeletal sentences a day.



Riding the local bus from Chiang Mai up into the surrounding mountains, I felt a bit over-dramatic, like I was committing myself to an asylum or something. The feeling intensified when I arrived and saw the meditation students (inmates!) slowly meandering the grounds (prison!) in identical white garments (straight jackets!).

At that time, like many American 20-somethings, I was unemployed, insecure, and lonely. I was a walking cliche, I was curious.


Home for the week.



The Worldly Desire for Breakfast


The first morning I was there, I clearly remember the sharp hook of hunger that had lodged itself in my stomach overnight. Since I am normally a three-square-meals a day kind of gal, the kiwi juice I had slurped down the night before just hadn't cut it. At the temple, guests, like monks, are expected not to eat any solid food after 12:00 noon. Guests rise with an ominous-sounding bell at 4 a.m. and practice meditation for two hours, at which point the breakfast bell rings.

Of course, my first morning was pretty much a two-hour wait until that glorious sound. At exactly 6 a.m. I started walking towards the kitchen, lift heel, lift toe, moving, heel down, ball of foot down, toes down, trying to think only "I am walking to breakfast, walking, now I am walking." The day before, a meditation assistant from Mexico had explained some of the basic concepts of Vipassana to me. The idea is to experience only each moment, not to anticipate nor remember, to consider each moment a tiny bead in an infinite strand.

However, these moderate thoughts were usurped by more worldly, exclamatory desires: "I can't wait for breakfast! Holy shit. Can't wait can't wait!"

When I entered the kitchen, I was ashamedly the first to arrive. The temple workers were still bringing out the food. I tried to slow down my steps in hopes that someone else would come, but no one did. I quietly took a bowl, spooned out some vegetable gruel, and sat down to eat, alone in the empty hall ("Shame, shame, I am feeling shame. And eating. Eating, eating. Gruel, gruel.").

Only at several minutes after 6:00 did other guests silently enter the cafeteria in a trickling, white procession.

You're gonna reap just what you sow

Most of my memories of my Mini-Temple Tour seem to involve food in one way or another, mostly because I was hungry all the time. Soy milk and juice doesn't make a dinner...much less eight back-to-back dinners. After the first couple days, I realized that I would need to eat a bit more for lunch to keep myself upright for the succeeding 8 hours of meditation that lay ahead of me. But not the equivalent of two meals, because that would lean on gluttony. I settled somewhere around moderately full, but not to the point of discomfort.

One day, I noticed a bowl of what appeared to be stir-fried minced red tomatoes. Something similar had been served the previous day, and it was surprisingly delicious, so I helped myself to two generous ladles of the stuff. After sitting down, I quickly heaved a large spoonful into my mouth and then quickly realized why my neighbors had taken only a spoonful of the same thing. The tomatoes were actually chili peppers of noxious heat intensity.

Wasting food is highly frowned upon in meditation centers for many reasons, especially because you are supposed to refrain from realizing intense desires anyway, such as the desire for copious amounts of stir-fried tomatoes. I sized up my plate. I rhythmically ate every last bit of my chili salad, seed by precious seed.

Thailand: Land of Smiles and Mental Recuperation!

One day I had just finished attempting-to-meditate in the designated meditation hall, and met a smiley young German woman outside as I was walking back to my room. Normally we were not supposed to speak at all except for our daily meetings with the meditation instructor, but I think she was asking for directions or something. She told me how stressful her job in Germany was, and how she had started coming to Thailand every year to do meditation. She was staying for 21 days at Chom Tong.

"What are you doing after this?" I asked.

"Oh! I'm going to another temple for 20 days. Then back to Germany," she answered, matter-of-factly.

She, like many others, was addicted to meditation, and to the act of visiting Thailand every year during her vacation. Ironic, right?

She was friendly enough, but now I think I at least partially understand why I felt so uncomfortable around her. Many tourists seem to think of Thailand as a giant rehab facility. They frequent the temples and the spas, they engage in excessive rituals of self-caring. And that is Thailand to them.

This is of course beneficial to local Thai economies, and perhaps a preferable choice of entertainment when compared to sex tourism and the moral quandries of prostitution. But I still think that this manner of experiencing Thailand serves to further exoticize Thailand to Western eyes. Thailand is the land of massage, meditation, facials, doting attendants, and yoga (all at a reasonable price).


To sum up

Despite the skepticism I feel now regarding the larger issue of tourism and Thailand, I do value the experience I had at Chom Tong. I don't think I caught wind of nibbana, but I did have the luxury of time to learn a little bit about patience. I also learned that, if absolutely necessary, I can survive eight days without consuming a drop of caffeine.

The meditation itself was pretty much pure agony for the first two or three days. If I had ever encountered you in any way prior to March of 2008, you can rest assured that I thought about you at least 100 times, and pinpointed all the ways I have wronged you, or embarrassed myself in front of you. I was a bad friend, girlfriend, student, daughter, sister, and teacher over and over again in my head until at some point my brain realized that exponentially exaggerating past experiences was not a pleasurable way to spend its time.

After that, I began to feel more relaxed, slightly peaceful, and not entirely bored. Although, still a little bored. Vipassana meditation consists of a series of three actions: sitting, walking, and prostrating. By the fifth day, the teacher suggested that I picture a tiny steel ball in the center of my head. During the sitting portion of the series, I was to picture the ball sliding from the middle of my head to my right hip, back up to my head, then to the left hip, and so on. This was a helpful focal point, I realized, and I guessed that the idea was to eventually eliminate the steel ball altogether and focus on absolutely nothing.

After the eighth night, I thanked the nun who had taught me a couple chants in Pali, the meditation teacher, and the teaching assistant from Mexico. I caught the bus to Lampang, and then south to Bangkok. My old friend David was flying in from France. We would drink cocktails on beaches, ride bicycles around the ruins of Sukothai, and get doused in ice water on the Lampang streets during Thai New Year. Now and then, a small steel ball would apparate inside my brain.

So I guess I have two semi-conclusions that address why the Temple Tour makes me uncomfortable: 1) The presumptuous notion that you are more intellectual or knowledgeable about "Thai culture" if you go to a meditation center and the bragging about this that goes on in backpacking circles and 2) It contributes to another form of exoticising the East.

I'm still not totally satisfied with the thoughts posted here. Obviously, there are plenty of curious Westerners who are more modest about their experiences. Meditation centers are also frequented by scholars of Pali and Buddhism. And there is certainly nothing wrong with using meditation as a means of gaining new perspective. This is not a disclaimer. I'd just like to make it clear that I don't think that all foreigners who frequent meditation centers in Thailand meditate only for the bragging rights.

I'll keep thinking.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Thai Conundrum: A Ponderus Plaid Post.

Over the past week since the military has forced the Red Shirt protesters out of Bangkok, Thailand has quickly evaporated from the headlines of Western English language newspapers. After the exodus of the Reds, the headlines seemed to create a succinct, pleasant wrap-up for the Thai crisis that had dominated the international news for the 6 weeks prior. The restoration of "order" was nigh, and most importantly, the capital city was "open for business" again. While the resistance has been quashed for the time being, I doubt that any sort of order will neatly take its place; Thai politics is not a paint-by-number democracy.

There are thousands of blogs dissecting and speculating on the political situation in Thailand, and I doubt I have any unique or innovative perspectives to add, but a couple folks have asked me to post so here it goes.

For those of you who don't know what has been going on, I will humbly do my best to outline what happened (based on the blogs, news sites, and papers I've been reading, as well as conversations I have had with people studying Thailand here in Madison). About two months ago, thousands of protesters entered the city, taking hold of key locations, such as Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva's residence, and later moving their camp to a major commercial district in the city, forcing businesses to temporarily close. While the shutting up of business has been used as an argument against the Reds' "invasion", a friend of mine from Bangkok informed me that so much of Thailand's economy is generated by agriculture that such a short cease in business would not have a lasting effect on the country. Anyway, the commonly articulated cause of the Red Shirts was for the immediate dissolution of Parliament, and for Abhisit to step down as PM. They wanted new elections. Immediately.

The word on why they demanded Parliament dissolution and for Abhisit's resignation is that Abhisit was not a democratically elected PM. Thaksin Shinawatra, the billionaire PM who was ousted in a military coup in 2006 (while I was still living in Lampang), was commonly seen as the champion of Thailand's rural poor-- a man of the people, despite his obscene personal wealth and his slightly unscrupulous habit of vote-buying. Nonetheless he is generally viewed by rural populations as a democratically elected leader, while Abhisit came to power not through votes but amidst the chaos of the 2008 airport blockade in Bangkok. Even though Thaksin had been deposed, his party, Thai Rak Thai (Thais Love Thais), was re-elected in 2008, but the party was soon outlawed on charges of electoral fraud. Abhisit and the Democratic Party took hold.

Back to the future of Spring, 2010, the Red Shirts call for fair and democratic elections in which their interests will be expressed and hopefully addressed once more. Abhisit represents, in the eyes of many, the interests of the urban elite to which he was born.

While many people claim that Thaksin is the "puppet master" of the Red Shirts, pulling strings and calling shots from Dubai or Montenegro, I am not so sure. Personally, I find it difficult to believe that 1000s of people would put their and their families' lives at risk every day for two months for one man who won't even physically enter the country. In other words, the Red Shirts have no martyr situation.

What I do believe is that the Red Shirts represent groups of people who have felt systematically neglected for decades, with the exception of the five years Thaksin was PM. While most Thai leaders, including Abhisit, have traditionally not spent time in Isan (ruraly Northeast region of Thailand) except for brief day trips during elections, Thaksin actually went on a tour there, spent weeks on the road traveling from province to province, even camping out in the countryside.

While of course this effort could be seen as a mere token to gain votes (a la Obama changing his accent or manner of speech depending on the audience at hand), the time he spent there does have symbolic value. Thaksin also established programs that specifically addressed the concerns of Thailand's rural population, rather than containing his focus to Bangkok and Central Thailand.

The Yellow (and sometimes Pink) Shirts who have protested against the Red Shirt protesters, then, supposedly represent Abhisit, the Democratic Party, and the King. Abhisit has campaigned in the past for "clean" politics, in contrast to the rampant corruption of Thaksin's regime. One could also say that they represent the interests of the elite, the wealthy, and the intellectual, although there are some upper class urbanites who have joined and supported the Reds.

Hence, the conflict is not only political, but social; many people in Bangkok think that the Reds are too uneducated and naive to have legitimate political opinions. This is a deeply rooted sentiment, and the recent crisis has once again brought it to the fore.

An extreme but telling manifestation of inter-class resentment was highlighted by a photo taken at a Pink Shirt rally.* In the photo, a red shirt has been hung from a tree bearing the word "enough"-- a threatening sign of some people's intolerance and hate towards the protesters. The photo is especially disturbing because it deliberately alludes to the disastrous student protest of 1976, in which dozens of peaceful protesters were gruesomely tortured, beaten, and killed by the military. To even suggest this as a possible way to "deal with" the Reds reveals a complicated, festering resentment towards those challenging the political dominance of Central Thailand and the current leadership.

So back to the more...mechanical (?) aspects of the protest. Of course, the political and the societal are inherently entwined. In many ways, the Thai situation is similar to what occurs in many other governments. We in the USA certainly have populations that have been and still are disenfranchised. We have opened and closed polling stations according to the availability of the people whose votes we most value, and gone on to elect officials whose culture, opinions, and way of life is viewed as the most legitimate in our society (whether or not they truly represent the interests of the majority).

In Thailand, however, there is an added dimension to the Thai political system. This dimension is the monarchy, or more specifically, the irreproachable King Bhumipol. I will not discuss the King as a person, or what he has done as a leader and benefactor here, but rather as a symbol. In the present crisis and those of past decades, the King has been used as a basis for morality and a justification for the actions of all parties involved. The Red Shirts plea to him , casting King Bhumipol as the "Father" whose permission or approval they need in order to carry out their agenda. The Yellows say that the Reds are undoubtedly the anti-King, trashing His city, wreaking havoc and division in the nation, a nation which should remain united under a commonly revered, benevolent King.

A sense of urgency, of frantic exigence, is added when you consider that King Bhumipol's reign is coming to a swift end, and the existence of a worthy successor is unclear.

Another interesting, though less important, element to the situation that I have observed is the foreign expats' commentary on the crisis. I don't understand how so many foreigners can be so opinionated regarding the current political situation. Most seem to side with the government, posting Facebook status updates that aggressively pushed for the Red Shirts to get out of Bangkok, as if Isan farmers are the "germs in the pure Thai body".

Perhaps they are mimicking the beliefs of their Thai friends or significant others. I think it has to do with trying to internalize "Thainess," or as my anthropologist friend would say, "an attempt to go local." Whatever the motivation, the online discussions existing between foreigners just don't seem to resonate with sincerity. Most expats in Thailand have the convenience of leaving the country at any point. Thais are left to face any violence or political/societal/economic backlash that might occur. We foreigners simply don't have as much at stake.

I am not at all saying that foreigners don't have the right to political opinions, or should not think critically about Thai politics. I am saying that expats should think very critically--about the logistics of the politics, but also about their situation relative to that of Thais. Particularly when so many lives have been put at stake. And lost.

Personally, I've witnessed and heard about a lot of dialogue that seems to only perpetuate hate, and further bury the existing class tensions. I don't want to play any part in widening that rift. I want to understand.

So I am not sure regarding my own stance, and I am okay with my own, unimportant uncertainty. I am a Plaid Shirt. What happened in Bangkok is multi-faceted; it cannot be looked at as merely "Rural Impoverished vs. Urban Elite" or "Invaders vs. King" or "Hillbilly vs. Master's Degree" or "Honesty vs. Corruption." Friends keep asking me, "So who are the bad guys again?" and I never have an answer, because I have too many questions that need an answer before I could ever make such a sweeping judgment.

While I realize that stances must be taken in order to ensure immediate safety for the population and the continuance of business and government operations, I also think that this issue must be analyzed from as many standpoints as possible before moving on to business as usual. Clearly, a sustainable solution for the conundrum that is Thai democracy is needed. Unfortunately, I am just not sure that the events of the past two months will receive the critical analysis from Abhisit and the current administration that is needed.




*This photo was brought to my attention during a seminar with Prof. Thongchai Winichakul in Madison.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Spring

1) April is National Poetry Month. I get an innovative poem e-mailed to me every day by the Academy of American Poets. I also rip poems out of the Poem-in-a-Pocket book that my colleagues and students gave to me in Boston. I bestow said poems upon people who are nice to me. And sometimes people who are rude to me. But the rude ones get those annoying, overly-esoteric poems that allude to obscure artists by way of impossibly thick metaphor and advanced vocabulary.

I celebrate you, Rude People of Madison!

2) My little brother is having a great time in Korea.

3) I have a vague idea of what I want to write my thesis on. Hopefully, it will involve drag queens.

4) I will study Thai at SEASSI (Southeast Asian Studies Summer Institute) here in Madison this summer. Come. Join me for a beer on Lake Mendota and some conversation in Thaiglish. You see, after 4.5 hours of language training every morning, I'm sure my English will rapidly depreciate in value as it pertains to witty banter and general clarity.

4) Many friends are getting married. All of these people are also pursuing the personal and professional interests that contribute to their loveliness. I couldn't be happier for them.

5) I bought "conference pants" last month. Because I went to a conference. While I didn't present and I was far to shy for "networking," hopefully the pants made an impression.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Douse yourself in eyeliner! Now, for a Gulf Wedding.

It is a result of both the great fear of Shannon Heit and her preoccupation with my life as well as my current state of exhaustion that I send forth this blog. It's been around for awhile. It just needed some proofreading, a task which seemed like it might trump fewer brain cells than finishing this scholarship application.

For those of you who might wonder how and why I went to Qatar, it is a semi-complicated story involving the Ritz Carlton, grammar lessons, and a reckless streak of spontaneity, but suffice it to say that my dear friend Sharon bought me a ticket to Doha one fine Saturday morning in Boston.

While I was still teaching there, we had taken on a very friendly and charming student from Qatar named Hamad. He became sort of a dual pal/father figure to us. On breaks from discussing why he really should use modal verbs in everyday situations, our talks went a little something like this:

Hilary: So Hamad, it's better to say 'I would like a Caprese salad' rather than 'Bring me Caprese salad' because..."
Hamad: And Hilary! Why aren't you married?
Hilary: Well....
Hamad: Marriage is joy!
Hilary: Well...There's a lot of things I want to do. I'm young. Yeah...stuff.
Hamad: What young? You. Are not. Young! Time for children! Time for husband!

And so on. I know he only looks out for my best interests. Anyway, he talked about Doha so often and so lovingly that one day he told us "just come, and you will see what I say." And that is what we did.

Probably one of the most intense cultural experience that Sharon and I had was attending a Qatari wedding. Hamad's wife, Sara, took us one night, as Hamad was leaving for a few days in Morocco. When we told one of Hamad's sisters that we were going to a wedding, she got very excited, saying that we would see things we didn't know were here on earth. When I asked her what to wear for such an other-worldly affair she replied, "Oh, you know, maybe some glitter, and something...nice."

Now by glitter, I thought of the fairy dust that college girls rub into their cheekbones before heading out to a frat party; shimmery, but not on par with "disco ball." Sharon and I decided to go to a mall to find something "nice" to wear, since neither of us had packed anything besides loose, modest trousers and long-sleeved shirts. Apparently, we had been told, Gulf weddings are actually two separate parties usually held at luxury hotels: one for the groom, one for the bride. And because the parties were also gender exclusive, the women were permitted to remove the ubiquitous abaya (a long, black, flowing robe that Muslim women of the Gulf region wear over street clothes whenever they are in public or in the presence of a man who isn't immediate family or their husband) during the festivities. I thought I'd choose something dark and not too short, something that wouldn't attract a lot of attention and that I could wear again. Practical. "Nice."

Hamad and Sara picked us up around 9, and Sharon and I trotted out to meet him, covering ourselves in abaya so as not to attract any unwanted attention. When we got in, Sara lifted up her veil so we could see the heavy make-up that she had artistically applied earlier. While many young women in the Gulf have begun to wear a lot of make-up in public (eyeliner is important, I guess, if the eyes are the only part of your body that you show), Sara usually heeds to the traditional Qatari-Islamic values of modesty and covers her whole face when she goes out. But not tonight. Tonight her eyes were meticulously encircled in black eyeliner and highlighted by about four shades of shadow, her hair (which was streaked in subtle shades of red) was sleekly swept up on the crown of her head.

Hamad drove us to the hall, and when we got out I noticed that Sara had TICKETS to the wedding. Outside the hotel, there was a small and fluctuating sea of women in their abayas, chatting on mobiles, trying to make arrangements for their friends to come, no doubt.

The first thing I saw when I walked into the entryway of the hall was a voluptuous girl staring intensely into a mirror, attempting to adjust her bountiful cleavage within the confines of her heavily sequined, too-tight evening gown. Her abaya was nowhere in sight. It was a rather awkward thing to see, as up to that point we had only seen women in their abaya, unless we were guests in a woman's private home, and had been given several spiels about the importance of modesty in Qatari culture.

Sara handed an official-looking woman our tickets, and we relinquished our bags up for inspection. Our phones and cameras, and anything that remotely looked like it could be used to photograph the scantily-clad women accumulating behind us were confiscated for the evening.

The moment we got past security, I immediately felt as though someone had wired my brain to a virtual video game. The hall was enormous, maybe about half the size of a football field. Silvery curtains adorned the walls, and an ornate runway ran the length of the entire room, leading up to what could be deemed the "high throne;" a large platform created a T at the end of the runway, marked by two golden chairs and a good deal of lavish drapings and decor.

But what was most shocking were the women themselves. Most of the women, at least those in their mid-40s and younger, were wearing long, tight-fitting, chest-hoisting evening gowns. Forget the Red Carpet; Los Angeles has never seen such a decadent array of elaborate trains, embroidery, and beehive hair-dos. It seemed like at least half the party was trying to mimic a cross between Dolly Parton and Amy Winehouse (except our Sara, of course, who was the picture of class in a white, asymetrical evening gown). As I followed Sara and her friends through the tables, I realized that "nice" had probably meant a $15,000 evening gown imported from either Italy or Lebanon paired with five-inch heels, and that "glitter" had meant, well, disco ball. As I followed Sara through the sequin-strewn tables and scrutinizing, coal-lined gazes, I felt the plainness of my knee-length maroon cotton, the girlishness of my simple ballet flats. When I sat down, I covered myself in the abaya hoping that these high-so ladies would think I was a modest and considerate foreigner demonstrating respect for the local culture rather than just a bad dresser.

Just as shocking for me was how many of the women were behaving. In the public eye, Qatari women seem quite contained; they don't use much body motion when speaking, and certainly never speak loudly, and never, ever remove their abaya or hijab (the veil that covers their hair). However, tonight all pretenses of demureness and modesty seemed to have been cast to the side along with the abaya. Women were talking animatedly among themselves, analyzing other women's clothes, and eating like it was the Last Supper. There was live music--a traditional and very popular Qatari singer and her band, and let me tell you, the guests danced for hours up on that runway. Women in rhinestone-studded spikes were swiveling to and fro, some of them swinging their waist-length hair in circles (somewhat reminiscent of the head-banging I engaged in at middle school dances, albeit a more graceful and seductive version). Sometimes groups of older women would take control of the situation, displaying more methodical dances that looked like they had they their origins in the village rather than the clubs. These women seemed to protest the pageantry of the youth, keeping their abaya on and wearing Bedouin-style masks called batoolas . http://my-islamic-way.blogspot.com/2009/08/batoola.html

Finally: The Entrance of The Bride. After about two hours of dancing, the lights dimmed, and a spotlight shown on the black curtains hanging over the end of the runway (opposite from the throne). At the culmination of a bombastic drum roll, the bride emerged at last, clad in all the fantastic make-up, skirts, veils and various other gilded trappings reminiscent of the Barbie Dream Bride of my youth.

It took her about 10 minutes to walk the runway, and she was bawling the whole time ("From emotion," Sara clarified).

Towards the end of her grand and solemn promenade, her close friends and family members hiked up their skirts, climbed up on the catwalk, and began throwing money at her. Sharon looked at me, made aghast by the Western connotations of throwing money at a beautiful woman. Yet again, Sara clarified that this tradition represents wishes for good luck and a prosperous future, leaving me semi-wishing that I, too, would some day stand around in a gorgeous designer dress, adrift in an ever-thickening cloud of cold, hard cash.

After about another half an hour of dancing and money-throwing, the bride was seated on one of the thrones for a prolonged round of photo opps. There were TVs located all over the hall and a video camera strategically positioned onstage so that everyone could watch her smile for the cameras. Suddenly, the song changed , and Sara started to cover up in her abaya.

"This song means 'Man, you may come and take your bride now,'" she explained. "Now the husband and his family come."

The groom, accompanied by his brothers, father, and new brother-in-law emerged from the curtains and faced a room of at least 200 women who had only moments before been pulling moves that would put Beyonce to shame. Now these women were seated, mostly, and shrouded in their abayas. The bride's family had covered her in veils and were standing around her, now a shapeless heap of white tulle. The mother uncovered the daughter after exchanging blessings with her new son-in-law, and thus commenced their life as a married couple. And another bout of photos and dancing.

The dramatic revelation of the bride is quite interesting; a clear statement that this is her day to be the focal point, as she is the only one who can be physically seen by the groom in a room (read: world) of so many other women. After they leave together, down the runway, the guests can once again resume merriment in whatever garb they choose.

After I had eaten a theoretical physics textbook's weight in babaganoush and sampled five flavors of mousse, Sara decided that the party was losing its steam and suggested we take off. Sharon and I adjusted our abaya and made our way past the energetic young fashion moguls, the Phillipino waitstaff, and the old ladies who had relinquished daintiness to the bygone winds of youth and begun feasting directly from the buffet serving bowls.

Suddenly I was unplugged from the virtual world of decadence and lost inhibitions. It was 1 a.m., the air was cool, thin and still, the infant skyline of Doha signaling us across the sprawling highways and developing plots of desert. We were once again silently arranging our hijabs, scurrying like dark birds back to our flock.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Gulf Greetings

I haven't had much time to blog since we arrived in Doha last week on the 26th. Our former student, Hamad, and his family have kept us unbelievable occupied. We've been to the new Islamic Museum of Art in Doha, the desert dunes, the beach, the Qtel headquarters where Hamad arranged a meeting with his boss (who is also apparently a sheikh?) for us, and a wedding. And of course, tons of the high-end shopping malls that are popping up all over around here.

Now we're in Abu Dhabi with another student, leaving for Dubai for 3 nights tomorrow. Hopefully I'll have a moment for a more in-depth blog soon.